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Your task is to print "Foreword to the Fables" - a poem by Ignacy Krasicki. But You have to shorten it as much a possible - the shorter the code is, the better.

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There was once a young man whose temperance never flagged;
There was an old man, too, who never scolded or nagged;
There was a rich man who shared his wealth with the needy;
There flourished an author, for renown never greedy;
There was a customs man who did not steal; a cobbler who shunned alcohol;
A soldier who did not boast; a rogue who did not brawl;
There was a politician who never thought of self;
There was a poet who never put lies on his shelf.
-No, you'll never convince me that that's the right label!
-Nevertheless, I will call all of that a fable.